WHAT THE ......................

The cell phone rings....."Hello" "Hello, may I speak to Sharon?" "Speaking" "Hello Sharon, How are you today?" "I'm OK, How are you?" "I am fine, thank you very much. My name is John ('John' sounds a LOT like Habeeb), and we were notified that you would like to go back to school!" "Excuse me?" He repeats the statement. "Back to school!" "Yes, that is correct!" "I am 65 years old, and I hated school when I went the first time!!!!" "Oh, then you would not be interested. Thank you for your time." W T H !!!!!!!